fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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