"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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