I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
NoShamevember. You game?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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