Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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