I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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