from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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