I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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