"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
