How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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