Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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