and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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