she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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