yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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