I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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