You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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