My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
It's blow job season.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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