btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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