i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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