Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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