I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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