Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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