Are we in a gay sports bar?
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
So vagazzling was a success
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Randomize