only you would photoshop your dick
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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