i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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