Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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