Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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