But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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