he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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