I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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