he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You were trust falling into bushes
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
