Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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