Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize