I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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