Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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