my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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