The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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