Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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