Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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