There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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