Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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