He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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