You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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