Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize