listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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