There is no way he is gay with that hair.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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