She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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