I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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