this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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