ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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