and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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