Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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