We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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