Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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