I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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