it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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