Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
It's just like the Real World with babies
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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